The Hyper One Always Dies First

My Pile Begins Its Tumor-Like Growth

That's Fire, Not Barf

Because It's True

Where Else Can You Wear A Tiara And Not Look Crazy?

My First "Fan" ... hardee-har-har

Drugs Are Bad, Mmkay?

That's MRS. Turkey-hands to You, Pal!

I Ran Out of Paper -- Bastard Wouldn't Let Me Have Any

That's Nothing to Brag About