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2012

Feb 29Sorry I’m Not Home Right Now
Feb 13Why I Can’t Maintain Meaningful Relationships
Feb 7Breakers Are Not an Option
Feb 1Part of Your World

2010

Oct 4Grim Dark
Sep 16Smallish Doodle Undertakings
Mar 1A Dubious Honor
Feb 16The Logic of Character Design
Feb 12Snowman Shield
Jan 26Pants-Off-Dance-Off!
Jan 15With Hopes of Syndication
Jan 6Where’d You Get the Coconuts?!

2009

Dec 24Snowkill 1609
Dec 17I Saw Mommy Defibrillating Santa Claus
Dec 14Doing It In Real Time
Dec 7Culture Warrior
Dec 3Team Tiger
Nov 30Assassin’s Cranberry Sauce
Nov 23Snug Life
Nov 17The Valley of the Shadow of Blue
Nov 12It’s All In the Glasses
Nov 9Murphy’s Law
Oct 19War of the Worlds
Oct 15Steamboat **CENSORED**
Oct 12Hello, With Cheese
Oct 8The Elephant Goes Moo
Oct 5Nom de Bafoone
Oct 1I Am Not An Animal!
Sep 29Idea Generation Tip #829
Sep 24That’s Why I Have the Matrix of Leadership
Sep 21I Agree With the Last Part
Sep 17Believe It!
Sep 14Mon Calamari is the 8th District
Sep 10The Fifth Beatle
Sep 7Two Sides of the Coin
Sep 3Mickey Marvel
Aug 30What’s Your Pleasure?
Aug 20For the Greater Good
Aug 14Giant Robot Defends Japan For Once
Aug 4Off the Chain
Jul 24Pumpkin Head
Jul 1Inappropriately Touched By an Angel
Jun 23Seriously, Thanks Dad
Jun 18Get Over Here!
Jun 5Whorses
May 21Meet the Petersons
May 11The Toasting
May 7Of Whales and Men
May 4As the Wolverine Turns
Apr 30Swine of the Times
Apr 27Sunburn
Apr 23A Million Points of Twit
Apr 20Blood on the Ice
Apr 16Reservoir Munchkins
Apr 13Bastard in a Basket
Apr 9How Do You Cook a Creature Like the Phoenix?
Apr 6Eat It, PETA!
Apr 2Turtle Power
Mar 26I Have Ridden the Mighty Golf Bison
Mar 23No Height Limitations on Kidnapping
Mar 12Windsock
Mar 5Hype-er Link
Mar 2Survival Instinct
Feb 26He Was Knighted in New Zeland
Feb 23Raging Bonaduce
Feb 19Double Entendres are Up a Quarter Point
Feb 16BIRDSTRIKE!
Feb 12I Just Wanna Be Your Tjaddi Bjeor
Feb 9Wwwwwizard!
Feb 6Wake and Bake
Feb 4They Have Craters Instead
Feb 2Those Shorts are Rikki-Tikki-Tackey
Jan 26What Better Place than Here? What Better Time than Now?
Jan 22Suspense! Betrayal! Beards!
Jan 9An Imbalance of the Humours

2008

Dec 29For Mom
Dec 19Real Human Emotion
Dec 15Coldest Winter’s Chill
Dec 11Gagbusters
Dec 8The Eyes Have It
Dec 5Research Grant
Dec 3Oh, Mandy
Nov 24Fair Feathered Friend
Nov 20Questionable Play Calling
Nov 17The Iconoclast
Nov 13A Matter of Perspective
Nov 7Barak Me Obamadeus
Nov 6Bon Jovi Thursday
Nov 5By the Nuts
Nov 4Opportunities Abound
Nov 3Frabjous Day
Oct 31Like Taking Candy
Oct 30Why So Serious?
Oct 29God Bless ‘Em
Oct 15CSI Towson
Oct 10Peeping Tom for the Mother Station
Oct 7But I Play One on TV
Oct 2Screwed
Sep 24No Vampires Need Apply
Sep 18Satellite of Love
Sep 3Two Notches Below Excruciating
Aug 26Yo’ Momma’s a Classy Lady!
Aug 22And Many More!
Aug 18Turtlenecks Are Murder
Aug 15Super Style Exercize Activate!
Aug 14He’s a Master of Race Relations
Jul 30But What It Actually Does Remains a Mystery
Jul 24Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
Jun 22Suck It, Nature!
Apr 20Ayn Rand Loves Gnomes
Mar 22Necessity is the Baby-Mama
Mar 8Manos: The Hands of Fate
Feb 29World’s Worst Endzone Dance
Jan 11You Look Familiar

2007

Nov 21Martial Claw
Nov 7Master-Blaster
Oct 19Cat-apult Pun-ishment
Sep 28SWM Seeks EGM for LTR
Aug 30Stop … Tequilla Time!
Aug 16It’s Over 9000?!?
Jul 20Long Time, No See
Jul 13Even on Hold, Styx Rocks!
Jun 4Go, Planet!
May 22You’ll Thank Me on Cinco de Mayo
May 13It’s Still Better Than Taco Bell
May 2Ert Skool
Apr 24Not Worth the Razor Burn
Apr 17You’re Gonna Get It, ‘Tino Style
Apr 12The Tax-Man Cometh
Apr 5A Little Trauma Builds Character
Apr 2Three Laws Safe
Mar 30Guys with No Abs Gone Wild
Mar 26Dangerous Minds
Mar 20Once, Twice, Three Times a Piggy
Mar 15There Is No Escape From The Flavor
Mar 12Keeps on Slippin’
Mar 8When They Say There is No Cure, They Mean It
Mar 5Slightly Smaller Than Iceland
Mar 1Little Miss Queen of Iwo Jima
Feb 26BRILLIANT!
Feb 22Mr. Gates, You’re Trying to Seduce Me
Feb 15Chicken Legs on Zebra Cat
Feb 12Heart-Shaped Card
Feb 8Eternal Sunshine of the Spock-less Mind
Feb 5To Err is Human
Feb 1Snow-Pocalypse (part 3)
Jan 29Snow-Pocalypse (part 2)
Jan 25Snow-Pocalypse (part 1)
Jan 22That’s Why I Wear Green Shirts
Jan 11Once Upon a Time in Guitar Hero
Jan 3About Friggin’ Time

2006

Dec 27Ode to a Forgotten Mage
Dec 11Shameless Self-Promotion
Dec 8Final Countdown
Dec 4Beating Around the Penis
Nov 27Shame is my Gravy
Nov 22Carry On My Wayward Turkey
Nov 20A Fair Trade
Nov 13A Belt Does Not a Hero Make
Nov 10Re-Boot
Nov 6Mumbled Disapproval
Nov 2Socks to be Me
Oct 30Monster Mash
Oct 26Wardrobe Malfunction
Oct 19Pac-Man Fever
Oct 12Poe is Effing Metal!
Oct 9Columbus-ted
Oct 5Gut Bugs
Oct 3Snakes on a Panel
Sep 28To My Madness
Sep 25That’s Jews to Me
Sep 22There’s an Eight in the Morning Now?
Sep 19Vaya con Huevos
Sep 14Sounds Great, But There’s a Downside
Sep 11Paris In the Evening
Sep 5The Sword of Collective Bargaining
Sep 1Brand-dead Inside
Aug 29Herr Shpankmeister
Aug 25Welcome Back, Kotter
Aug 16So Many Nerds, So Many Memories
Jul 6MIA = Moving Into Apartment
Jun 13Mizzen-mast? Nope, It’s Right Here!
Jun 2Heads Up!
May 17Summer of Steve
May 8Lebowski’s “Dude” Ranch
May 3Brave New World (medium-rare)
Apr 26Beauty and the Bal’more
Apr 19American Graffiti
Apr 12The Breakup
Apr 4Technical Difficulties
Mar 28Constructive Criticism
Mar 24B-B-Bonus Issue
Mar 23Or Else It Gets the Hose Again
Mar 15Dolla’ Dolla’ Bills Yo!
Mar 7You Got a Nice Can, Cowboy
Mar 1There’s No Such Thing as Bad Publicity
Feb 27A Journey Into the Future
Feb 21Famous Last Words
Feb 16They Call Me Mr. Freeze
Feb 13I Wanna Pet the Puppy!
Feb 10Is It Fan Service When There Are No Fans?