SWM Seeks EGM for LTR

SWM Seeks EGM for LTR

Let no one say that I am afraid to show my emotions!

A publication that I have read religiously since my very earliest years has put out an all-call for freelancers. I use the term “religiously” without hyperbole. Life lessons and moral judgments have been made using the text of Electronic Gaming Monthly as my guide. That magazine is my Bible, Torah, Qur’an, and Dianetics all rolled into one.

If EGM rolled up to me in a pimped-out caddie, I would totally put ‘em on the glass. How many people can say THAT about the Scripture?!

So I’ve sent a submission to them in the hopes of being accepted into their good graces. The end result will either be a regular paycheck, or numerous restraining orders.

There is a ton of stuff that’s built up over the month that MUST be displayed here on my very own half-acre of Internet. They will be going up shortly. Stay tuned or DIE!

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