That’s the price I pay for being so damn efficient. I write these things too far in advance and it ends up ripping the fabric of time apart.
So the Colts beat the Bears, technically. I maintain that the Bears beat themselves by basically handing the ball to the Colts every other play. Seriously, they wrapped up the game in a nice box with a pretty bow and placed it gently under the Colts’ Christmas tree (or Festivus poll, no discrimination here).
And what was the deal with the Cirque de Sole pre-game show? I’m not saying it was bad, it just seemed way way way out of context in a super bowl setting. Don’t get me wrong, I like Cirque De La Sol, but I also like cheeseburgers. That doesn’t mean I want to watch Chinese acrobats dressed up in multi-colored unitards contorting themselves into the shape of a beef patty while a French clown cries tears of ketchup.
