The Internet Crowns Me Its King
How can anyone not like me? I’m just the coolest, smartest, most sexy dude out there on the planet. And it looks like the people over at Super Art Fight are finally getting that message. Today, with all the pomp and circumstance of an astronaut returning from outer space, they declared me the winner of Round #1.
I was up against some pretty tough competition, which makes the victory just that much more meaningful. It was an honor to defeat a hero of mine in artistic warfare. According to the rules of combat, I must consume his heart to aborb his strength.
Thanks to everyone who sent me words of encouragement and ideas for the piece. As defending champ, I’ll be needing all the help I can get to defend my title in Round #2! The subject: 9 vs. District 9! Stay tuned for updates!
