Alright, maybe this one requires some explanation. Strike that. There’s really no explanation needed, but I’d like to deflect some of the blame.
Rule 34 of the Internet states that if you can think of something, there is a porn site for it. My theorem (if it can be dignified with such scholarly terms) posits that the rule can be qualified when used in regards to anything related to animation. If it was ever drawn, then Japan made a hentai about it.
The veracity of my claim, as with any form of inductive reasoning, rests on the observations of many individuals, mostly those of the Twittersphere. While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the themes pictured above, I have it on good authority that you could probably find them on fchan. The iPhone ads just lent themselves naturally to this joke.
I think I’ve figured out how to make the Comicpress site my main page. As such, I will be devoting more time to the refinement of its aesthetic qualities. You should also be able to subscribe to the site and be notified when the comic updates. Joy!
scary, but true
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