For those of you not “down wid it”, this is what I’m parodying.
This strip was written after I read a scathing email written to me by one Brian Wilson of Geist Panic. That’s right, the same devious bugger that destroyed my site with his endorsement, unleashing hordes of his ravenous fans with their clickety-clicking, has the gall … THE GALL … to say my site needs improvement!
So he’s all like “My site gets 12,000 uniques a day blah blah blah,” and I’m all like, “No way!” and he’s all like, “Fo’ realz son. You might get that too if your page wasn’t a turd pile blah blah blah,” and then I was totally like, “Don’t start nothing you can’t finish, sucka,” and then he want all, “blah blah, I’m so rich, blah blah, do this do that, blah, I think I’m so big, blah blah BLAAAAAAHHHHH!”
There was a bit of a communications breakdown at that point. Needless to say, shit got real!
fair sure the Geist Panic site looks like balls.
Also, it only updates once every 17 years, like the mighty cicada.