Double Entendres are Up a Quarter Point

Double Entendres are Up a Quarter Point

Whenever there is a dearth of creativity, there will be an inevitable and exponentially greater shift towards sexuality in order to compensate. In laymen’s: I heart boobs.

Everything from panel two was taken directly from the various news channels that I browse in my spare time. Granted, they weren’t in that exact order, or even used on the same program, per se, but spoken close enough together as to make me question if I was somehow suddenly getting those scrambled channels for free. Also, I don’t think they said the interest rates were “vibrating” but I’ll allow myself some creative license when it serves my own ends.

I honestly have very little interest in listening to people’s opinions regarding this matter. One third says it’s too big, one third says it’s too small, and the last third claim it’s a communist conspiracy. I’ll plead the fifth and refuse to add to the cacophony that drowns out all reason and logic. The boobs who claim to know better are no better than the boobs I claim to draw.

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